Sunday, June 12, 2011

"Murder 3-Murder of democracy one night"

Date - 4th june ,time- around 2:30 night,venue- Ramlila maidan new delhi,
Happening- Brutal murder of Democracy and freedom of expression.
Culprit-Indian National Government and so called saviours of public.
Victim- A sanyasi who instead of doing what he is good at teaching yoga,telling scripture and intimidating masses thought of cleansing the corrupt india that too by troubling his own body by keeping fast and his innocent followers who would have voted for this govt 2 years back to be at the recieving end of suc a barbaric torture.
Statements from the culprit-1.baba is thug.
2.he wants to play power politics
3.we will expose his earnings.
Prime minister's statement-"What happened was unfortunate.but we had no other option "
as if some army was attacking the country.those civilians were buldozing some important govt building with weapons and were no less than terrorist.the same govt fails to react in such a manner against terrorist.
They want to expose everyone's earnings but no plans for telling the names of people having accounts in swiss bank.
Achievements of govt-
1.2g Scam
2.3g scam
3.Commonwealth scam
4.Rising prices
5.kasab celebrtaing 2nd birthday on indian expenses
6.Adarsh housing society scam
7.Unable to control mumbai scam inspite of having pre knowledge.
We have seen enough of aam aadmi ke saath hamara panja aur haath .their panja and haath have done enough to loot aam aadmi of whatever they had previously instead of helping them in anyway and the biggest shame to supporting parties of this govt.
"jaago janta jaago,ab nahi jagoge to ye hamesha ke liye sula denge,tumhare aansoo pochna to door ,tumhari pidhiyon ko bhi rula denge"

Saturday, September 11, 2010

machine or"metroman"

"3 min. from here to pizza hut,2 min .from ther to kouton's showroom and then 1 min. to sony center,totally 6 min.,i will be there at bus stand by 8:45 and bus will come by 8:47 so i will have 2 min. in buffer,if some problem arises or bus comes min. or 2 before"

i hope i am not to far from a morning talk to himself or herself of every metropolitan working man or woman.Initially its a loud talk then a reminder and then a usual habit like a prorammed device,that everyday you will reach to a particular place,at a particular time and sometime we have a fixed breakfast,fixed dress,fixed hairstyle,and a fixed perfume for every particular day,and it gets so much into us that somewhere down the line it seems as if these things are part of our biological system or we were born with such attributes.

if you happen to be bangalore or mumbai or even delhi ,you will find that trains and buses may run off schedule but people are always on schedule ,mumbai in particular ,if you are intrested in observing you can stand in the subway towards local train station and you will find each person passes a particular place exactly at same time everyday without fail.such a fast paced life is there that if you happen to be a person who is not walking either this way or that way for eg.if you are waiting for someone ,the wave of the mumbaikar will blow you off or take you some ten steps ahead or behbind of your place .

In these place its not people who manage time its the otherway round its time which manages people .people running with time is an old proverb the new one is the "time runing with "metroman".

Tuesday, September 7, 2010

"crp training@rainbow flower"

Hello,Hi,Namaste ,Shabba khair,Goodevening Vadakkam Shashriyakaal and Namaskara.Dont worry i am fine ,too happy to be back at my blog after a long break. I thought of writing something new but found i am still not done with my previous assignment .So here are we at corporate readiness programme i found suitable to skip erp because then all jokes would be on me only, and others would escape.To make people remember what actually erp was ,it was fire fighting and life saving technique session which was serious in content but comic in nature as far as my analysis goes 'well i know am bad at analysing 'but still like to do it.
Our crp was more of a batch formation cum fun class where we were asked to count 1,2,3,4 and so on till 10 ,most of the times before every session started ,7 after 5 or 4 after 2 was a very common site as 3 and 6 were found half awake or half asleep whichever way they found comfortable to be.The first ecxercise was to introduce the members in the group and their specialities which then told but not yet discovered .Here the bigger task was for the other teams as we had to remember the names and other details of the team on stage .The names which i remember 'at the back of my hand' today were then sounding tough to comprehend even.A few interesting introduction which i remember ,i hope the names mentioned would not feel bad ,my intention here is not to hurt anyone but to create a pleasant flashback were ''cool'chetan ,'silent' sam, 'ranju' alias ranjani and last but not the least "s -u-m-a-n". We had hell lot of talent ranging
from taekwando,judo,swimming,singing,dancing ,photography,and if i remember right chess.
the second activity was to sketch the college to corporate transition and believe me every team was full of ideas ecxept us but we had a concept instead of an idea after all 'what an idea sirji' has gone outdated so we thought of going on for 'what a concept'.We had one team with zoo-zoo as their hero drawn by our own 'piccaso' 'the tamilarasan' .Then we had the black and white and colour tv transition of college to corporate where college life mischief were explained in detail and presentaion was cute and childish.Our presentation was actually nothing but creating everything out of something thanks to saurav god knows how he could relate that waterfall diagram to almost everything possible.i was very happy that people liked my poetry those who understood they liked it and those who couldnt assumed that its good as others are liking it.
i actually dont remember what we did next so its better i mention what all acivities we did in an order which i remember the next was related to potraying the various do's and dont's of corporate life the most interesting part of this was that every team made one person as an odd person to potray the dont's but turned them so odd in every way that instead of looking like an odd corporate employee he was looking like a 'rowdy'.Then we had 'yes' or 'no' which was the tussle of greats and was more of a win loose battle where rules were used to manipulate and defeat.Then we had vague description of articles and i know people while my description were feeling like beating me black and white but that is what i was asked to do .
I think i have completed the narrative part of crp i hope this article would take everyone to a smooth and pleasant ride of a month and more old crp training.After this we had technical stuffs and two groups so my 'journey of training' through blogs ends here with thanking all my batchmates from 'tesa' it was an everlasting experience and i hope everyone would cherish these memories just like me.All the best:-)Take care:-) and 'guys and gals 'be cool' and 'keep rocking':-)

Sunday, July 4, 2010

hey dude!

ramnarayan-hey dude ! whats up?
shyamnarayan - yo i am cool man where are u hanging around .
ramnarayan -no just partying!! ,
shyamnarayan- ok in this hot sun ?
ramnarayan -u need mood man not weather for chilling out .
so here is a small snapshot of a metro yo talk between two guys coming from some village of india and what they could grab of a metro culture is thats the way to talk i hope i could give u a glimpse of their dressing .in metros when u dont take bath for three days and have a half a bottle of deo over ur body and u reach ur college others would say "he is cool".doesnt that sounds great rather awesome these people are real brand ambassdors of humanity i should say since they are saving a lot of water.
i hope this yo culture is making smoking drinking,and wearing nonsense outfits a fashion and when people follow it blindly then it becomes a problem those who have a thought process of that kind or those who know what they are doing for them its fine but those who think thats its a way to proove "u too belong too that upper bracket" i would say what matters is the "stuff and class inside and attitude" for that we need not change our habits or our looks or even our talking style we can be normal classsy and still effective .
"so better not change for others if u really want to change change for yourself"

Saturday, July 3, 2010

"falling in love"

Iwonder why always people 'fall' in love and the next answer comes because 'love is blind' is it so? how often have we seen a good looking guy pointing towards a ok ok looking girl and saying i am in love with her. why always pehli nazar ka pyaar happens to be someone who looks like an angel and many a times it happens to many guys with same girl personally speaking i dont believe in first look love but leave i rather dont belive in the so called funda of 'love' which happens to every boy every day to every another good looking girl and then changes the other day.
i think we started discusssing on the answer we need to stick to the question why do people fall in love? this is no more a joke i am here to discuss a few serious issues pertaining to love affairs especially the teenage and mid 20's i dont know what perception they have but the cases of suicides killing of ur partner harming the girl who says no to ur proposal or vice versa in very few cases and many such other activities tension and stress related to such issues among teenage people is very common make up,break up,move on these terms have become very common .once i heard somewhere "people dont fall they rise in love "i think ending line of taal.i got very inspired by it and sriously i have experienced that too .i dont know how can a person kill someone or harm someone if he or she loves that person this is not literally possible if that happens it means ur possesiveness and passion taken over that feeling of love which makes u an animal because these two things in a littile bit of ecxess are enemies of self since they are more of an animal instinct.then comes suicide why we need to love someone else more than ourselves and then to a person who doesnt desrves that since he or she left us in such cases we need to think positive there is no one better than our soul in the world why to demean it for some x,y,z.so on this positive note "love others love yourself"

"dynastic politics and congress"

"i would step down anytime rahul is ready to take the post of primeminister"-says manmohan
i or any layman like me need not read in to the lines to understand what our honourable pm wants to say .He is just saying what congress or madam sonia gandhi wants him to say.It took me 6 years and two general elections to make a better opinion of this economist cum political primeminister and with this horrifying statement that opinion gets to squre one and leads me to a similar statement by this gentleman 6 years back during one of his public meetings where as a primeminister he said"main yahan sonia gandhiji ka sandesha lekar aaya hoon " hearing that i was embarrased that a great country like india has got a well foreign educated postman instead of a primeminister.
This journey of a political family heading congress is nothing new .shri jawaharlal nehru,smt indira gandhi ,shri rajeev gandhi pseudo leader at centre and congress chairperson sonia gandhi and now the "too be " rahul gandhi " u just need to be from the clan and intrested then u have a constituency in ths country called amethi from where u stand talk about ur grandpa or paa or maa and they will not even ask you who u urself are and vote for u. thats it! u become a mp then there is a party where every senior leader takes a back seat since u r from that family and u become the next face of the nation how easy it is!!!!
rahul gandhi proved himself because he had a platform but how many times had he talked on issues of national and international importance on nuclear liability bill,bofors issue,ajmal kasab case ,or the bhopal gas tragedy he can become pm any day he wants, but we want him to talk sense he has matured no doubt he was thrown to limelight he made errors rather than blunder which even made pakistani leaders angry and he learnt from them ,he toned his voice he checked his statements but still he acts like a corporate who is on a mission to recruit employees for his company by telling them how great his company is and how great is its future or someone who is trying to connect people by using the tricks which his father and grandmother have succesfully tried and reaped benefits.
I am not here to demean someone "who am i to do so" or what have i achieved to talk in this way but still the facts need to come out and i am writing for that sole purpouse i dont ask people to support me i just want people to read and think that am i right?

"journey is too long"

"hari anant hari katha ananta , kahahi sunahi bahu vidhi sab santa"
This line from Ramcharitmanas says gods decription and his stories lead to infinity and since ages people have been listening and interpreting them .Iam not gonna do the same .The title of my blog says journey is too long and here i with all my intrested ,forced and persuaded readers embark on this journey of thoughts ideas and explorations which may lead us in to that infinity about which the scriptures talk about,this does not mean we are going to talk in spirutualistic terms but the motto goes see the things defferently because this blog is"its different". everytime i put my thinking cap on i need to look the things with another perspective,not because i am use to do this ecxercise rather because a few thing need a different outlook to be understood properly .Its not about following blindly because everything cant be fashion if i start criticising someone that does not mean others should do the same if they do i will be happy because there will be few more voices sounding the same but then what about their thoughts are they not blindly following what i say,so on first day i tell my readers never ever follow blindly what i say , analyse,and then think and then follow because then u will be a big support to me because our journey is against deaf,dumb,blind faith,illogical issue creation and creating a hype of everything and just talking about something without knowing enough just because its a hot topic and on every nuke and corner people are discussing about it.i am not sarcastic rather i am realistic for eg. now a days u would find people who have never seen football talk about it in style just because its hot!! topic and will make brazilian player play for argentina on a day when italy is playing one match and france the other they cant add any more team names because these are only four or five names they know about.
so i start this journey to hit hard,talk slow be serious and a bit sarcastic if needed but exploring things differently because its different!!!